1300 years ago the Christians stole our land…let’s take it back!

Bulletin from Jimmy Lee Shreeve (aka Doctor Snake), who has just setup the AMMO (Alliance of Magicians, Mystics and Outlaws)…

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There’s only one fact known about what was on the site of Norwich Cathedral (in Norfolk, England) before it was built: It was a temple to Thor, or Thunor in Anglo-Saxon. There’s even a couple of roads nearby called Thor’s Road and Thor’s Loke.

So as the Christians stole the land (and converted a lot of people at the point of a sword) I can’t see why AMMO can’t demand they “Get off our land!” and take their monstrosities (churches and cathedrals) with them, bricks and all.

We would then reinstate the temple to Thor and invite all non-believers - and pagans, magicians, counter-culture people and anyone else who likes the idea - to a big party.

All this could begin with a mass invasion of Norwich Cathedral, with a portable sound system playing Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries”. And then with a loud hailer we inform everyone that Christianity is no longer the religion of the cathedral, but instead the patron deity is Thor (and maybe Eris, Discordia and Loki, just for the chaotic fun of it).

After Norwich, we would do it to churches and cathedrals all over Britain.

I would then usurp Rowan Williams as Archbishop of Canterbury (acting) and would declare that Britain is now a nation of non-believers - people who use belief to their own ends and are not slaves to it.

I would demand that the Queen renounce Christianity and become a non-believer (not the same as atheist, I should add, as they are religious zealots too), otherwise she loses the throne.

I’ve got contacts on The Sun, Daily Star and other tabloid media (some are on my Facebook profile). So we could make this a big anarchic media event for this summer, sometime in August perhaps. All in the spirit of Chaos and Freedom!

AMMO is taking over all church property and giving it back to the people of Albion to worship in non-belief as they will!

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